top ten things that pissed the shit off me today for no good reason:
1) people who feel the need to whip out in front of you like it’s life or death and then go below the speed limit.
2) People who ask you something but stare at your forehead when you answer them.
3) Fucking Squirrels. They did nothing to me today. But for some reason the thought of their shenanigans makes me want to injure a cripple’s only good limb.
4) Dumb as fuck friends who aren’t even your friends, they are just there to fill up dead air on facebook.
5) Four fucking cents.
6) Comfortable pool floaties that make you fall asleep in them.
7) People who just leave work when they feel like it.
8) Flowers. Annual Flowers, if flowers didn’t already do it, i’d tell them to go fuck themselves.
9) Pants. No More Pants. Ever.
10) People who drive Honda Fits and think they own the place. when really, they were made to whipe the ass of my ranger.
