September 2011
4 posts
Sep 17th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 8th
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August 2011
25 posts
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What happens after April?
Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
4 tags
Aug 14th
Aug 14th
21,974 notes
6 tags
NEVER GETS OLD
Aug 14th
5 notes
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Aug 14th
8 tags
Aug 14th
1 tag
Aug 12th
6 tags
Holy Fuck True Story
OK, no one gives a shit about my life. If I can hardly give one shit, then i’m never going to give two fucking shits, you just need to read this. So I work as a vendor for Home Depot, I don’t actually WORK for home depot. I water fucking flowers, anyways, people always ask us “Do You Work Here?” and we’re always like “No we’re wearing fucking lime green...
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 11th
Aug 11th
18 tags
My List of Things I Think People Should Remind...
15. Laughter, could inevitably solve world problems as long as it is with and not at others.   14. Simplicity keeps things relevant.  13. Don’t rush, the result might make you late.  12. Opinions are something you have, so let other people have theirs.  11. You don’t know a stranger, so don’t judge them like you do.  10. Your eyes always open to a new day, so spend it like...
Aug 11th
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Aug 10th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 8th
2 notes
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Aug 8th
6 tags
Aug 8th
www.pop-ology.com/empire-magazine-celebrates-20-yea... →
Aug 8th
Aug 7th
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WatchWatch
what i aspire to do
Aug 7th
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Aug 5th
Bah-Looo my mind.  →
Aug 3rd
July 2011
7 posts
“Now Amy Winehouse is dead, like many others whose unnecessary deaths have been...”
– Russell Brand
Jul 27th
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Jul 24th
top ten things that pissed the shit off me today...
1) people who feel the need to whip out in front of you like it’s life or death and then go below the speed limit. 2) People who ask you something but stare at your forehead when you answer them. 3) Fucking Squirrels. They did nothing to me today. But for some reason the thought of their shenanigans makes me want to injure a cripple’s only good limb. 4) Dumb as fuck friends who...
Jul 9th
June 2011
5 posts
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
Best of Autocorrect
rocknrollercoaster: So great.
Jun 26th
65,817 notes
Leo Di Craprio can Suck It
Saw a Hobo takin’ a shower in the lake today.  His bike was on the shore. He wasn’t even using any soap. HOBOS ARE THE MOST ECO-FRIENDLY PEOPLE I KNOW. 
Jun 20th
The Times When You Can't Use "We Weren't Good...
1. if their fly is down 2. if their breath smells 3. if they’re on fire 4. if that dress really does make them look fat 5. if they need just five more dollars to make the ransom 6. if they list you as their emergency contact because they don’t talk to anyone else 7. if the news interviews you about their tragic death in a public shooting 8. if their boyfriend is a complete...
Jun 20th
November 2009
1 post
long lost words.
so-pah. i forgot about this…. oops.
Nov 23rd
August 2009
5 posts
yay
Beth Parks is stoked for some college action.
Aug 5th
hahaha
wasn’t offending people who would read her tumblr. that’s what hellokitty diaries are for.
Aug 5th
OMG
i don’t fracking get fracking twitter…fuck my tits.
Aug 5th
what is stupid
stupid is… bathing everyday giving yourself a nickname giving your group of friends a nickname and taking it seriously acting smart when you’re obviously not trying to be deep but failing miserably…ha……..FAIL Failing trying too hard to impress being lame
Aug 5th
hermiehermiehermiehermie
i gots a new comp bitches and it is pretty bitchin motha frucker. i should probs go to bed but i enjoy just playing on my new toy. i should become a prostitute. this should keep me distracted.
Aug 4th
June 2009
3 posts
Jun 8th
Listenha ha ha kelsi
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
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