September 2011
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August 2011
25 posts
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What happens after April?
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NEVER GETS OLD
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Holy Fuck True Story
OK, no one gives a shit about my life. If I can hardly give one shit, then i’m never going to give two fucking shits, you just need to read this. So I work as a vendor for Home Depot, I don’t actually WORK for home depot. I water fucking flowers, anyways, people always ask us “Do You Work Here?” and we’re always like “No we’re wearing fucking lime green...
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My List of Things I Think People Should Remind...
15. Laughter, could inevitably solve world problems as long as it is with and not at others.
14. Simplicity keeps things relevant.
13. Don’t rush, the result might make you late.
12. Opinions are something you have, so let other people have theirs.
11. You don’t know a stranger, so don’t judge them like you do.
10. Your eyes always open to a new day, so spend it like...
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www.pop-ology.com/empire-magazine-celebrates-20-yea... →
what i aspire to do
Bah-Looo my mind. →
July 2011
7 posts
Now Amy Winehouse is dead, like many others whose unnecessary deaths have been...
– Russell Brand
top ten things that pissed the shit off me today...
1) people who feel the need to whip out in front of you like it’s life or death and then go below the speed limit.
2) People who ask you something but stare at your forehead when you answer them.
3) Fucking Squirrels. They did nothing to me today. But for some reason the thought of their shenanigans makes me want to injure a cripple’s only good limb.
4) Dumb as fuck friends who...
June 2011
5 posts
Best of Autocorrect
rocknrollercoaster:
So great.
Leo Di Craprio can Suck It
Saw a Hobo takin’ a shower in the lake today.
His bike was on the shore.
He wasn’t even using any soap.
HOBOS ARE THE MOST ECO-FRIENDLY PEOPLE I KNOW.
The Times When You Can't Use "We Weren't Good...
1. if their fly is down
2. if their breath smells
3. if they’re on fire
4. if that dress really does make them look fat
5. if they need just five more dollars to make the ransom
6. if they list you as their emergency contact because they don’t talk to anyone else
7. if the news interviews you about their tragic death in a public shooting
8. if their boyfriend is a complete...
November 2009
1 post
long lost words.
so-pah. i forgot about this…. oops.
August 2009
5 posts
yay
Beth Parks is stoked for some college action.
hahaha
wasn’t offending people who would read her tumblr. that’s what hellokitty diaries are for.
OMG
i don’t fracking get fracking twitter…fuck my tits.
what is stupid
stupid is…
bathing everyday
giving yourself a nickname
giving your group of friends a nickname and taking it seriously
acting smart when you’re obviously not
trying to be deep but failing miserably…ha……..FAIL
Failing
trying too hard to impress
being lame
hermiehermiehermiehermie
i gots a new comp bitches and it is pretty bitchin motha frucker. i should probs go to bed but i enjoy just playing on my new toy.
i should become a prostitute. this should keep me distracted.
June 2009
3 posts